Superbowl desparation!
Oh, my, the Superbowl is this Sunday! I am in a bit of a conundrum because i actually want to watch this one, and I don't get any channels on my tv... As of now, my only other options are to go over to my sister's house (children EVERYWHERE and THEY ALL WANT TO PLAY WITH ME!), go over to my parents' house (dad will very kindly explain what's going on during the game, which is great, but he will also explain what's wrong with my life and how to fix it in between plays, which sucks), or to go to a sports bar or something, where i will not be able to find a seat, and the drinks will cost WAY too much... Someone please SAVE ME FROM THIS HORROR! I'll bring beer, i promise! And I will be entertaining company!! HELP!!!