At least she gave me a bunny.

[best_got_better]

I never want to see an Easter egg again. Let alone Easter eggs mashed into my carpet. Or chocolate mini-eggs, for that matter. >((

Yo, Cream pie! Feel like babysitting for a few hours? Shit to do best done without munchkins clinging to your ankles.

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[snappingbubble]

I don't mind babysitting, but what time should I be there?

[best_got_better]

I'm thinking ~10am to ~2 pm. I'll make it worth your while, Dumpling.

[snappingbubble]

I can do that. And you always do, so I'm looking forward to seeing what you do to make it so this time.

[best_got_better]

Why thank you, Sugar Cookie. Charlie's getting a little ornery, you might want to bring something to woo her with.

And whatever you want. Name it, and it's yours.

[snappingbubble]

If I keep wooing her, darling, you might as well stamp a property of Bunta marker on her somewhere, so future love interests know she's already been courted proper. Think she'll like Key Lime Squares? I'm sort of craving them.

This I will have to think on, and you should probably be warned that it is dangerous to tell me that for future references.

[best_got_better]

Feel free to do so, I think I could handle having someone as cute as you as a son-in-law ♥. And as long as it has sugar in it, I'm sure she'll love it.

You should know by now that I am perfectly aware of how dangerous those words are in regards to you, and that I am perfectly happy to walk that dangerous line for you.

[snappingbubble]

You just don't want to face the horde of men that will someday be banging down your door XD

Then you'll just have to wait and see what I come up with as my reward to see if that still holds true :P

[best_got_better]

If they're anything like I was, then yes. The thought of it scares the fucking shit out of me. You, however, I can trust not to defile my little girl when she comes of age.

I'll be waiting, Cream puff.

[snappingbubble]

Lol. That makes me sound like such a pansy.

And so does that, but I just may surprise you this time.

[best_got_better]

No, it makes you sound like a worthwhile gentleman.

I'm open to surprises.