Akaya.
You dumb little shit. I know you're checking this thing obsessively, so why don't you actually use it and give us a little proof that you're still alive? Or maybe even turn on your fucking phone. I don't give a flying fuck if you don't tell me or any of the other guys where the fuck you are, but if I get one more fucking phone call from your mother asking if I know where you are I'm going to hunt you down and kick your skinny bitch ass from here to Timbuktu, you sorry little fuck.
By the way, your sister's getting married to that fugly guy with the parrot-beak nose. You're gonna have some goddamn ugly neices and nephews.
By the way, your sister's getting married to that fugly guy with the parrot-beak nose. You're gonna have some goddamn ugly neices and nephews.