Fic: The More Things Change
Title: The More Things Change
Author: owleyes_arisen
Pairing: Simm!Master/Tenth Doctor (implied), Donna Noble/Lucy Saxon (implied)
Summary: Lucy Saxon became a human-Time Lord metacrisis due to her interference with the Master's resurrection. She then invited the Doctor!Donna out for lunch.
Author's Notes: Does anyone know where the prompt this was taken from is located? I've been through the best_enemies kinkmeme prompts over and over and I just can't seem to find it. Also, I haven't watched much Lucy, so I'm making my best approximation of her voice - the characters might be slightly OOC. I've always seen Lucy as someone in whom there is so much more beneath the surface...
Disclaimer: I do not own Doctor Who or the associated characters. If I did - well, I rather think the Master would be rather busy redirecting his efforts from universal domination to making the Doctor wear something stylish for a change. Preferably nothing; nudity is rather in vogue on this one planet he knows of...
The More Things Change
They met at a café to discuss things like sensible people. Which they were. Even if the aliens stuck in their heads hadn’t possessed an ounce of rationality.
Donna scowled. “So - we’re agreed that we don’t have a rivalry stretching back a good long ways and there’s no reason to start one, right?”
Lucy pursued her lips.
“No-o.” The blonde said after a long, considering moment. “You’re very pretty, but I don’t happen to have a schoolboy crush on you. It wasn’t you and me who went to the Academy, and I certainly never helped you cheat on your eleventh-dimensional quantum theory homework.” The former First Lady smiled tranquilly at her fellow metacrisis over the lip of her teacup.
Donna nodded with sharp satisfaction. “That’s easy. Not that they’d ever figured it out, the big fat dumbos - “ She paused abruptly, blinking. “Are you calling me pretty?”
Lucy sipped delicately at her teacup, calmly ignoring the second half of Donna’s question “They do seem to make a mess, don’t they?” It was such a relief to find a rational, like-minded individual.
“Yep. Remember that time in Temporal Heuristics when Old Rondo started praising the Master no end? Stuck in the Doctor’s craw for centuries, and he never said a word.”
“Theta was always rather silly about things, and Harry wasn’t any better. Once he said he’d take me to the crystal palaces of Kip-phat-pho.” Lucy said dreamily. “I asked him if they had Harrods. He just told me not to be stupid and stomped off to blow up Japan like a big baby.”
Donna stared at her for a long moment before coughing and grabbing at her menu. “So - do you think we can regenerate?”
“I know the theory.” Lucy’s placid eyes returned to her plate; a gold-plated fork skidded across red meat as the blonde prodded her steak with a faintly dubious expression. “I think I like my meat rare now.” The former society lady commented thoughtfully. “How interesting. Does that count?”
“Rare? It’s still bleeding!”
“I think the point is that it isn’t, anymore.” Lucy said dreamily before glancing down at her menu. “Oh bother”, the former First lady breathed. “They’ve got pears in everything. I used to like pears.”
“Look, I just want to be sure.“ Donna folded her arms across her chest. “You’re not planning on taking over the universe, are you?”
“Well.” Lucy said modestly. “One needs to keep busy. But no.” She ran one carefully manicured nail down the wine list. “I was actually thinking about going back to school.” Her lips pursed. “Harry thought that cross-cultural studies were so boring.” The blonde’s voice was mildly disapproving.
“Oi! He was a genius at mechanical engineering.” Donna paused, suddenly looking slightly confused at her defense of the Time Lord in question. “Bloody sand-shoes and his bloomin’ UST - “
“But I rather like the epics of Sincroon and the Shining Towers.” Lucy continued brightly. “Could you give me a lift to Luna University, sometime in the mid-fiftieth century? They have very good programs in literature.”
Donna glanced down at her Vortex Manipulator. “Sure.”
“After lunch.” Lucy said firmly.
Donna paused, guiltily picking up her spoon. “So - I’m the DoctorDonna. ‘Least that’s what the Ood called me. You thinking about joining the trend and chuckin’ aside your name?”
“Harry was always so silly about his title.” Lucy didn’t even bother to glance at the other woman. “’The Mistress’ would give people the wrong idea entirely.”
The Lady, though - that had possibilities. After all, her father was a titled Lord - to say nothing about her claim to the label of ‘Time Lady.’
Really, universal domination? How silly. Power that lasted was power that was earned, not compelled at the barrel of a multivalent phase-shifter telepathic inducer. Harry’s memories were rather clear on that - but, come to think of it, Luna University did have rather exceptional programs in political theory and cultural studies. It was an interesting thought.
Lucy smiled gently at the other woman. “You have the most lovely hair.”
Author: owleyes_arisen
Pairing: Simm!Master/Tenth Doctor (implied), Donna Noble/Lucy Saxon (implied)
Summary: Lucy Saxon became a human-Time Lord metacrisis due to her interference with the Master's resurrection. She then invited the Doctor!Donna out for lunch.
Author's Notes: Does anyone know where the prompt this was taken from is located? I've been through the best_enemies kinkmeme prompts over and over and I just can't seem to find it. Also, I haven't watched much Lucy, so I'm making my best approximation of her voice - the characters might be slightly OOC. I've always seen Lucy as someone in whom there is so much more beneath the surface...
Disclaimer: I do not own Doctor Who or the associated characters. If I did - well, I rather think the Master would be rather busy redirecting his efforts from universal domination to making the Doctor wear something stylish for a change. Preferably nothing; nudity is rather in vogue on this one planet he knows of...
The More Things Change
They met at a café to discuss things like sensible people. Which they were. Even if the aliens stuck in their heads hadn’t possessed an ounce of rationality.
Donna scowled. “So - we’re agreed that we don’t have a rivalry stretching back a good long ways and there’s no reason to start one, right?”
Lucy pursued her lips.
“No-o.” The blonde said after a long, considering moment. “You’re very pretty, but I don’t happen to have a schoolboy crush on you. It wasn’t you and me who went to the Academy, and I certainly never helped you cheat on your eleventh-dimensional quantum theory homework.” The former First Lady smiled tranquilly at her fellow metacrisis over the lip of her teacup.
Donna nodded with sharp satisfaction. “That’s easy. Not that they’d ever figured it out, the big fat dumbos - “ She paused abruptly, blinking. “Are you calling me pretty?”
Lucy sipped delicately at her teacup, calmly ignoring the second half of Donna’s question “They do seem to make a mess, don’t they?” It was such a relief to find a rational, like-minded individual.
“Yep. Remember that time in Temporal Heuristics when Old Rondo started praising the Master no end? Stuck in the Doctor’s craw for centuries, and he never said a word.”
“Theta was always rather silly about things, and Harry wasn’t any better. Once he said he’d take me to the crystal palaces of Kip-phat-pho.” Lucy said dreamily. “I asked him if they had Harrods. He just told me not to be stupid and stomped off to blow up Japan like a big baby.”
Donna stared at her for a long moment before coughing and grabbing at her menu. “So - do you think we can regenerate?”
“I know the theory.” Lucy’s placid eyes returned to her plate; a gold-plated fork skidded across red meat as the blonde prodded her steak with a faintly dubious expression. “I think I like my meat rare now.” The former society lady commented thoughtfully. “How interesting. Does that count?”
“Rare? It’s still bleeding!”
“I think the point is that it isn’t, anymore.” Lucy said dreamily before glancing down at her menu. “Oh bother”, the former First lady breathed. “They’ve got pears in everything. I used to like pears.”
“Look, I just want to be sure.“ Donna folded her arms across her chest. “You’re not planning on taking over the universe, are you?”
“Well.” Lucy said modestly. “One needs to keep busy. But no.” She ran one carefully manicured nail down the wine list. “I was actually thinking about going back to school.” Her lips pursed. “Harry thought that cross-cultural studies were so boring.” The blonde’s voice was mildly disapproving.
“Oi! He was a genius at mechanical engineering.” Donna paused, suddenly looking slightly confused at her defense of the Time Lord in question. “Bloody sand-shoes and his bloomin’ UST - “
“But I rather like the epics of Sincroon and the Shining Towers.” Lucy continued brightly. “Could you give me a lift to Luna University, sometime in the mid-fiftieth century? They have very good programs in literature.”
Donna glanced down at her Vortex Manipulator. “Sure.”
“After lunch.” Lucy said firmly.
Donna paused, guiltily picking up her spoon. “So - I’m the DoctorDonna. ‘Least that’s what the Ood called me. You thinking about joining the trend and chuckin’ aside your name?”
“Harry was always so silly about his title.” Lucy didn’t even bother to glance at the other woman. “’The Mistress’ would give people the wrong idea entirely.”
The Lady, though - that had possibilities. After all, her father was a titled Lord - to say nothing about her claim to the label of ‘Time Lady.’
Really, universal domination? How silly. Power that lasted was power that was earned, not compelled at the barrel of a multivalent phase-shifter telepathic inducer. Harry’s memories were rather clear on that - but, come to think of it, Luna University did have rather exceptional programs in political theory and cultural studies. It was an interesting thought.
Lucy smiled gently at the other woman. “You have the most lovely hair.”