Weee! Drunk Zaphod post!
Dear Diary,
I woked up on the fluur of the ship. I am quite drumk. Dunk. Drunk! There we go! Some thoughtz:
1. Blondie and his crazy girlfriend are a hilar-hiller-funny cats. And I'm not quite sure which is one is prettier. I thinky they both wear lip glosk.
2. I can still mix a goooood drimk.
3. That Lila has good taste in shoez. You know what they say about girls with good feetwar-footwa-SHOES. Noooo you don't, cause the saying is native to my planet. HAH ON YOU.
4. Doc Cartar has fantistac tracks of land I'm drunmk, not suicidal
5. Sames for the new Ethics teacher. I've got 4 eyes...*stops and counts. Pokes himself in the 4th eye*
...Ouch. Yes, I've got four eyes, and this townz good to 'em.
I woked up on the fluur of the ship. I am quite drumk. Dunk. Drunk! There we go! Some thoughtz:
1. Blondie and his crazy girlfriend are a hilar-hiller-funny cats. And I'm not quite sure which is one is prettier. I thinky they both wear lip glosk.
2. I can still mix a goooood drimk.
3. That Lila has good taste in shoez. You know what they say about girls with good feetwar-footwa-SHOES. Noooo you don't, cause the saying is native to my planet. HAH ON YOU.
4. Doc Cartar has fantistac tracks of land I'm drunmk, not suicidal
5. Sames for the new Ethics teacher. I've got 4 eyes...*stops and counts. Pokes himself in the 4th eye*
...Ouch. Yes, I've got four eyes, and this townz good to 'em.