I know this is waaaay late, but it's funny
by limitedbythesky
best_baker's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 16% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 03:07:02 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 02:10:20 PM
Alco Money! : $ 394
Guests of Honour
absoleil is a demonic Liberal Christian who insists that their farts are aromatic and alluring. absoleil drank 1 Everclear.
yummymommy is a jaunty Buddhist and a full-time waster who spends most of their salary on alcohol. yummymommy drank 6 Pilsners, 2 Everclears.
eliand504 is an unfortunate Buddhist. eliand504 drank 9 Ales.
cjhm is a low-spirited Buddhist. cjhm drank 9 Sherrys, 1 Vermouth, 4 Kahluas, 3 Ales, 1 Lager, 2 Tequilas.
best_baker is a graceful Muslim and a main-stay at their local bar. best_baker drank 6 Gins.
captain_bonk is a lethargic Taoist. captain_bonk drank 1 Hot Toddy.
paris_of_priam is a cast down Muslim and a full-time waster who spends most of their salary on alcohol. paris_of_priam drank 15 Gins.
littledoe is a damnable Hindu. littledoe drank 3 Poteens, 6 Brandys.
spellboy is a melancholy Buddhist. spellboy drank 17 Tequilas, 1 Stout, 1 Red Wine, 1 Sambucca.
anniejs is a wobegone Agnostic and the perfect example on why its probably best not to drink 10 bottles of wine a night. anniejs drank 3 Pulques, 1 Rum, 2 Everclears, 2 Aftershocks, 1 Brandy.
Sick!
Clean up at best_baker's place! Urgh bejesus man, there's soup pieces in this barfpile! Fucking ell theres 5 of them!
Lovers
'It must be love, love love!' and how so in the case of absoleil and littledoe. It's like Romeo and Juliet all over again without any of the suspense!
The Drunkest
Wait a minute, don't approach them! They might attack! Stop feeling my ass cjhm! Stop it!
Random Events
During a game of truth or dare, captain_bonk admitted that their most embarassing moment was when they got booted in the privates by the Queen Mother after asking her to sign their nads with a permanent marker!
anniejs and yummymommy thought it would be frightfully funny if they released an otter down cjhm's
underpants. cjhm now appreciates the dangers of frenzied land mammals.
yummymommy broke into captain_bonk's fathers car when they were but a nipper, driving it at 100mph down the wrong side of a dual carriageway!
Happy New Year!
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