I don't know what to say here...I'm so sorry Sharon
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I broke stopthecity's X-Box (-12 points). In May I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In June I bought porn for eysland_girl (10 points). Last Thursday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In August I helped imigine19 across the street (6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-78 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
bessymac