Lulzy dream time.
So I had really weird and funny dream about djlancerock
From what I can remember, it started out on me flying to New York to surprise her but on my last stop before getting on the plane that would arrive at JFK, I was panicking cause I saw Arashi merchandise from their Visit Japan Promos and my flight was about to board but I wanted to buy something. But in the end, I was like, "Fuck it, Maria is worth more than some stupid Arashi merch."
So then I arrive at New York and realize I have no fucking idea where Maria lives or how to get there. Then my memory gets kinda blurry but somehow or another, I followed this guy who was like, "Oh, Maria? I know where she lives! Follow me! 8D" so I was like, "OH OK 8D!"
He turned out to be a creeper and I ran from his house and all of sudden the neighbors of maria who I've only heard of from her descriptions arrived in a trashy car that looked like it was about to fall apart and was like, "GET IN THE CAR IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!"
So we arrive at her apartment....except it's not an apartment building, it's like a wooden house, precariously swaying around in the wind and hanging off a cliff. And then her neighbors who were driving me there were like, "WATCH THIS! >8D" and decided to drive on a slant to the point where they parked on the side of the building with only a few planks of wood holding the car up. Yeah idk either.
So finally I meet up with djlancerock and we were like, "WHAT SHOULD WE DO?!" and suddenly she goes, "OH HAY, LET'S GO SEE MY FRIEND THAT LIVES RIGHT NEXT DOOR" and who does the friend turn out to be...? NEIL FUCKING PATRICK HARRIS. That's right, for some weird reason her and NPH are like best girl and gay friends.
And after that I don't remember much except we looked at NPH's weird pipe sculptures that were either shaped like animals or some abstract bullshit.
And then I woke up from my dog whining cause she had to go pee.
The end.
