Perfect
The following rant from the blackfolk community just so perfectly expressed my feelings about certain non-Black folks who try to "act Black."
Dear "I think I'm black" white people at my job. Imagine me saying the same stupid shit you say. This is how it would sound:
"I love white people. I can't be racist. My friend Timothy James Richington the 3rd told me I'm cool. He lets me call him a Mr. Cracker Ass Cracker Dumbass so it can't be offensive. I holla at all my white friends that way. "YO CRACKER ASS CRACKER! WHAT UP, SON!?!" They don't get offended so it ain't no big deal. Man, I love white people. I think I was born the wrong race. GIMMIE SOME LOVE."
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And, it's nice to know that, should I ever go to Italy and an Italian person calls me a "dirty negro" and assaults me, it's not racist.
Dear "I think I'm black" white people at my job. Imagine me saying the same stupid shit you say. This is how it would sound:
"I love white people. I can't be racist. My friend Timothy James Richington the 3rd told me I'm cool. He lets me call him a Mr. Cracker Ass Cracker Dumbass so it can't be offensive. I holla at all my white friends that way. "YO CRACKER ASS CRACKER! WHAT UP, SON!?!" They don't get offended so it ain't no big deal. Man, I love white people. I think I was born the wrong race. GIMMIE SOME LOVE."
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And, it's nice to know that, should I ever go to Italy and an Italian person calls me a "dirty negro" and assaults me, it's not racist.