My mother, still breaking my brain cells

[bessie_smith]

So, my mother found out that first cousins can marry in California, which grosses her out, cuz that's like marrying your brother or sister. So, she asked the question, why let first cousins marry but not gay people? If first cousins can marry, they should let gay people marry.

Really, the woman who used to disrupt my basketball viewing to argue against gay marriage now suddenly thinks it's okay, not because she suddenly loves gay people, but because straight people are doing something that she thinks is much, much worse.

I'm gonna go get myself a drink.