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I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically 'wrap around' rock, leaving it immobile? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that up in about 2 seconds. When I play rock-paper-scissor I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh, Im sorry, I thought paper would have protected you."
so i payed 10$ and went to a haunted trail thing last night... and a kid wispered "its really fun to play with dead girls" in my ear.
yay for halloween.
west side story opens thursday. dont forget to come watch me dance with no partner.
so i payed 10$ and went to a haunted trail thing last night... and a kid wispered "its really fun to play with dead girls" in my ear.
yay for halloween.
west side story opens thursday. dont forget to come watch me dance with no partner.