birthday suit
yesterday there was a woman watering the plants in our front yard - naked as the day she was born. i know what you're thinking. it wasn't me. although that WAS the day i was born. and believe me i wanted to join her.
maria quickly dissuaded me by pointing out the lady's:
1.scary lesions,
and
2.apparent mental instability.
i suggested at least handing her a towel, but then sat back down when she started to throw my mom's terracotta pots at the gawkers.
TWENTYFUCKING-ONE. it's been a while, yes? i missed you! yes, you, motherfucker.
true or false!
_hamachi is a white meat fish
_i currently have 3 bruises from my hamster (she's a rough one)
_my room has been in perfect order, absolutely spotless, for the last year
_i know EXACTLY what i'm doing and have my life right on track
_keeping in touch with friends is not one of my strong points (sorry meryl, gnat, chaz, tonio!)
_we have a new kitten whose name is anything that starts with the letter "b"
_i ate pot brownies
_i have great balance
_danielle can teach ANYTHING to do the macarena
_i'm going to become a food stylist
_i'm going to become a travel agent
_i'm going back to school
_i'm going to sell my soul to a call center
_i'm going to be in the next olympics
_exercise has somehow worked its way into my weekly agenda
_billie holiday was a prostitute at the age of 12
_...it's never too late to turn to THOSE tricks
_i have an application for heartbeat megadisco (seedy stripclub that had its heyday in the early 90s)
answers whenever i update next! 2016, most likely.
jeez, i haven't been on the good ol' LJ in SO long i'm forgetting my shortcuts. where oh where have my priorities gone?
and can someone tell me how to work this scrapbook shit?
maria quickly dissuaded me by pointing out the lady's:
1.scary lesions,
and
2.apparent mental instability.
i suggested at least handing her a towel, but then sat back down when she started to throw my mom's terracotta pots at the gawkers.
TWENTYFUCKING-ONE. it's been a while, yes? i missed you! yes, you, motherfucker.
true or false!
_hamachi is a white meat fish
_i currently have 3 bruises from my hamster (she's a rough one)
_my room has been in perfect order, absolutely spotless, for the last year
_i know EXACTLY what i'm doing and have my life right on track
_keeping in touch with friends is not one of my strong points (sorry meryl, gnat, chaz, tonio!)
_we have a new kitten whose name is anything that starts with the letter "b"
_i ate pot brownies
_i have great balance
_danielle can teach ANYTHING to do the macarena
_i'm going to become a food stylist
_i'm going to become a travel agent
_i'm going back to school
_i'm going to sell my soul to a call center
_i'm going to be in the next olympics
_exercise has somehow worked its way into my weekly agenda
_billie holiday was a prostitute at the age of 12
_...it's never too late to turn to THOSE tricks
_i have an application for heartbeat megadisco (seedy stripclub that had its heyday in the early 90s)
answers whenever i update next! 2016, most likely.
jeez, i haven't been on the good ol' LJ in SO long i'm forgetting my shortcuts. where oh where have my priorities gone?
and can someone tell me how to work this scrapbook shit?