funny (and a bit embarassing) story
Ok, so I work at this restaurant right, and the other day this girl comes in, and it is this girl Lisa, who I was aquaintances with at one time until she seperated fromher husband and he moved inwith me and Candace as roomates, needless to say since I just KNEW that he and his wife would never get back together, yes, I did sleep with him.(my biggest ever regret)
And I was freaking out, because she applyed, and got hired, she didnt recognize me though, Today was the first day I worked wit hher, and she introduced herself to me, and I was like (in my head see)"what the hel, how could she not recognize me?" (out loud) " oh, I'm uh, Jennifer....
WE were friendly it was awkward, I kept trying to figure out how on earth this girl did not remember me, and why she wasn't trying to slit my throat.
About 3 hrs into our shift I realize, hey this girl is not he same Lisa at all. She looks alot like her, and even has a very sinilar tatoo in the exact same spot, but she is taller than the Lisa I thought she was.....STill, I know that I know this girl. SO I begin to think, well, matbe she is the same girl, but she just looks different, it has been about 6 or 7 yrs.....so I begin to ask safe questions , like " are you from around here, ? Have you ever been married? To who? ...... Jacob you say? Jacob who? Jacob Blaylock?
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!"
I am a freak. It was Jake's wife the whole damn time. So then I tell her that I know Jake I am friends with Layne and that I had met her once at Helio's. And then I tell her the whole story about how I thought she was this girl who's husband I had slept with, and she and I, and the rest of the waitstaff all had a real good laugh. Then I reassured her that I have never slept with HER husband. And she told me that she wouldnt have minded anyway.
The end
And I was freaking out, because she applyed, and got hired, she didnt recognize me though, Today was the first day I worked wit hher, and she introduced herself to me, and I was like (in my head see)"what the hel, how could she not recognize me?" (out loud) " oh, I'm uh, Jennifer....
WE were friendly it was awkward, I kept trying to figure out how on earth this girl did not remember me, and why she wasn't trying to slit my throat.
About 3 hrs into our shift I realize, hey this girl is not he same Lisa at all. She looks alot like her, and even has a very sinilar tatoo in the exact same spot, but she is taller than the Lisa I thought she was.....STill, I know that I know this girl. SO I begin to think, well, matbe she is the same girl, but she just looks different, it has been about 6 or 7 yrs.....so I begin to ask safe questions , like " are you from around here, ? Have you ever been married? To who? ...... Jacob you say? Jacob who? Jacob Blaylock?
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!"
I am a freak. It was Jake's wife the whole damn time. So then I tell her that I know Jake I am friends with Layne and that I had met her once at Helio's. And then I tell her the whole story about how I thought she was this girl who's husband I had slept with, and she and I, and the rest of the waitstaff all had a real good laugh. Then I reassured her that I have never slept with HER husband. And she told me that she wouldnt have minded anyway.
The end