Sinking

[beserkhampster]

Boo!  Why is the raft sinking?!  You had built it so well!  If this keeps up my full plate will become rusty!  How will we complete our quest if our raft will not sail?  Boo!  Prepare the life raft we must get off our sinking raft!  ... Boo why is the life raft sinking?!  You built it so well!

Comments

[nightcowboy]

Hey Gigantor! What where oyu put those feet of yours!

[beserkhampster]

You there wayfarer! Stand and deliver, that my hampster might have a better look at you.

[nightcowboy]

I ain't delivering anything! I'm not one of the Pony Express

[beserkhampster]

Eh? Pony Express?

[nightcowboy]

Yeah. Pony Express. They carry the mail and ride ponies.

[beserkhampster]

But that doesn't sound very efficiant, why not horses or elephants? If they are riding ponies, wouldn't the ponies get tired from carying the passenger much faster than a horse? Unless they were midget pony riders... are they midget pony riders?

[nightcowboy]

No, they're not midgets Gigantor! They're mail carrying cowboys.

[beserkhampster]

Why do you keep calling me Gigantor? I am Minsc, and Boo is Boo.

[nightcowboy]

Cause you're a giant!

[beserkhampster]

Well I guess I've been called a giant by my friends before but surely I'm not that big.