Goodberries
I was praying to my goddess today when I was shocked out of my witts. When I opened my eyes I found the most delicious looking bue colored berries. Boo! I laid berries! Like a wild goose lays eggs!
Eh? What's that Boo? Geese are avions and I'm a human? Oh... I see... I don't have the right parts to lay things? Uh huh... Does this mean the goddess laid berries on my lap?! Hmm? Oh... OH!! I see, so that's what they mean by fruit of your lions!
Anyways, would anybody like some of these good berries? They're really good, and when I ate one the cut I got from sharpening my sword went away. Isn't that wonderful! Although I can't seem to make too many... maybe I can tomorrow? Oooh! Maybe we can make Good Berry pie!