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beserkhampster

MY HAMPSTER IS MISSING!

Jul 27, 2009 04:02

BOO!? Boo?! Where are you Boo? Please stop hiding from Minsc! I told you that the cutting back on your crackers was only until you lost some weight ( Read more... )

scratching noises in the sub vents?, oh where oh where has my hamster gone, boo

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lilpinkmenace July 27 2009, 08:55:20 UTC

Maybe someone ate it~

black_hat_cat July 27 2009, 14:28:11 UTC

It wasn't me.

beserkhampster July 27 2009, 20:23:25 UTC

Do you normally eat hampsters?

black_hat_cat July 27 2009, 23:34:14 UTC

Rodents, occasionally. Never a hamster specifically.

beserkhampster July 28 2009, 20:15:25 UTC

You eat rodents? That's a very peculiar choice of food.

black_hat_cat July 28 2009, 20:18:26 UTC

When I have to, or when no other prey is suitable.

beserkhampster July 28 2009, 20:22:17 UTC

Oh that makes sense. When you are on a ship that ran out of food because the rats ate some of what's left. Hunting down those rats is sometimes the best option! But that's why I prefer fishing, or finding a deer or two.

black_hat_cat July 28 2009, 20:30:56 UTC

Fishing is not an option, and the only deer on this ship is a doctor. We might need him.

beserkhampster July 28 2009, 20:34:51 UTC

Eh? Do you not have a net or rod? Well you could always try taking a swim I guess, although I would not advise that in full plate. You'd sink like a rock... or a guy wearing too much metal.

... Your ship has a deer for a doctor? That's very strange. I didn't know most deer had medical knowledge.

black_hat_cat July 28 2009, 20:42:24 UTC

I can't swim.

Most do not, that I know of.

beserkhampster July 28 2009, 20:48:05 UTC

Oh... Minsc could teach you!

Oh. So he's a special kind of deer? I guess you shouldn't eat him then. Maybe you should find some nice juicy rabbits... although I suppose those are a kind of rodent, aren't they.

black_hat_cat July 28 2009, 21:09:52 UTC

I do not have the ability to swim. I am a Devil Fruit user.

Rabbits are lagomorphs.

beserkhampster July 28 2009, 21:15:30 UTC

You ate a bad fruit that doesn't let you swim? Have you considered trying to throw it up?

Really? I thought they were rodents. That's weird.

black_hat_cat July 28 2009, 22:01:11 UTC

It's about four years too late, and that wouldn't work anyway. I don't regret it. The benefit outweighs the detriment.

Rabbits and hares received their own classification fifty years ago.

beserkhampster July 30 2009, 01:26:07 UTC

But wouldn't that mean you'd have to keep eating rats if you can't get fish?

Oh. You are a smart one, I understand now! Bunnies are no longer rodents here but where I come from they still are! You are as smart as Boo sometimes.

beserkhampster July 27 2009, 20:06:47 UTC

What dastardly devil would do such a cruel thing to Boo?! If somebody ate Boo I would definately give them a butt-kicking they'd never forget!

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