another list of things i hate. (some i might add, are reiterated)
- children. mostly the parents who do not know how to control them.
- people who flip things around to make you seem like the one at fault.
- language barriers.
- being outbid on ebay. it makes me have heinously violent thoughts.
- feeling manipulated by forces beyond my reach.
- doubt. even in the smallest form.
- summer dresses with extremely scrunchy elastic backs.
they are tacky, take it off and burn it.
- toothpaste falling on a black shirt.
- anonymous posters on blogs.
grow a fucking backbone you worthless piece of shit.
- uncharged camera batteries.
- back to the ebay thing, the bidding vultures really piss me off because
they force me to stoop to their "outbidding your ass two seconds before
the auction is over" routine!
- dependency issues.
- suppressed emotions surfacing during dream state.
- the lack of sexual education classes in public schools promoting
contraceptives over abstinence. i'm sorry, but teenagers are horny and
hormonal - teach them what they need to know to stop producing
retarded offspring.
- juno. yes, the poser indie film that couldn't.
- mexicans, or puerto ricans that don't speak spanish. you're a big joke
to your culture, so put away your flag and stop saying you're hispanic
or i'll punch you in the face. and if you say the word "raza" in any
sentence i will bludgeon your family to death in their sleep.
comprende?
- people who flip things around to make you seem like the one at fault.
- language barriers.
- being outbid on ebay. it makes me have heinously violent thoughts.
- feeling manipulated by forces beyond my reach.
- doubt. even in the smallest form.
- summer dresses with extremely scrunchy elastic backs.
they are tacky, take it off and burn it.
- toothpaste falling on a black shirt.
- anonymous posters on blogs.
grow a fucking backbone you worthless piece of shit.
- uncharged camera batteries.
- back to the ebay thing, the bidding vultures really piss me off because
they force me to stoop to their "outbidding your ass two seconds before
the auction is over" routine!
- dependency issues.
- suppressed emotions surfacing during dream state.
- the lack of sexual education classes in public schools promoting
contraceptives over abstinence. i'm sorry, but teenagers are horny and
hormonal - teach them what they need to know to stop producing
retarded offspring.
- juno. yes, the poser indie film that couldn't.
- mexicans, or puerto ricans that don't speak spanish. you're a big joke
to your culture, so put away your flag and stop saying you're hispanic
or i'll punch you in the face. and if you say the word "raza" in any
sentence i will bludgeon your family to death in their sleep.
comprende?