kinda cute

[besako]

Taoism-Shit happens.
Hare Krishina- Shit happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.
Hindusim- This shit happened before.
Islam- If shit happens.... take a hostage.
Zen- What is the sound of shit happening?
Buddhism- When shit happens, is it really shit?
Confucianism- Confucias say, "shit happens"
7th Day Adventist- Shit happens on saturdays.
Protestantism- Shit wont happen if I work harder.
Catholicism- If shit happens then I deserve it.
Jehovah's Witness- Knock Knock, "shit happens"
Unitarian- What is this shit.
Mormon- Shit happens again & again & again....
Judaism- Why does this shit always happen to me.
Rastafarianism- Lets smoke this shit.