Nov 20, 2004 01:30
you know, stuff is rad.
today i went to school to sell text books with victoria. we found a table in the middle of the courtyard so we commandeered it for the purpose of displaying our wares.
First, we tried politely asking people whether they needed books but when our attempts failed due to everyone wanting only Asian Five subjects, (Methods, Specialist maths, Chemistry, Physics and English) I decided more customers could be attracted by deliberately offending them.
Hence, I proceeded to stand on the table and yell, "white people subjects, we got white people subjects here, Revs, Legal, Lit, Eco and Eng Lang all for a low low price..free lapdance with every purchase" This approach worked very well indeed.
Although, i fear my playful rasicism will be miscontruded in the outside MacRob world.For example, at Macrob I can go up a group of Asians and say, "sup asian crew!" and get nothing more than a cheery 'hi celeste'. Should i attempt to say this to a group of Asian gangsters in Chinatown, it is highly likely i will be beaten.
Later, I went shopping which proved an enjoyable and fruitful experience...also i ate chicken nuggets...(purge the dirty nuggets)
The end.