Ode to my iPhone
Dear iPhone,
Thank you for killing yourself while still under warranty and thank God it was a hardware problem and nothing I did. I will forever be grateful I was able to trade you in for another phone while still keeping my bank account intact. I will always remember the good times we had and try not to think about the pain and frustration you have given me the last couple of weeks as you slowly stopped working. I will think of you fondly as I download all the info I had to wipe off you onto the new phone. Here is hoping the newbie was as good as you before the breakdown.
Love Always,
B
Thank you for killing yourself while still under warranty and thank God it was a hardware problem and nothing I did. I will forever be grateful I was able to trade you in for another phone while still keeping my bank account intact. I will always remember the good times we had and try not to think about the pain and frustration you have given me the last couple of weeks as you slowly stopped working. I will think of you fondly as I download all the info I had to wipe off you onto the new phone. Here is hoping the newbie was as good as you before the breakdown.
Love Always,
B