May 24, 2005 02:07
hello children,
Its story time!!! YAY!!! Can you say, Story?? Ok, here we go... whats the story for the day lets see here... Oh yes! here is a good one. Its called The Boy, the Brazilian, and the Bush
*clears throat*
Once upon a time there was a boy named, Robbie. He was good friends with a boy from brazil named, Marcelo. He and Marcelo, went to stay the night and their friend Kim's house, along with Marcelo's bitch i mean Girlfriend.
lets stop for a second children, there is a lesson to be learned... never call a female a bitch, unless it is used properly ( i.e "Bitch, go get me a sandwich")Now lets continue shall we?
Robbie was bored and wanted to go for a walk. On the way Robbie urinated for a good 5 minutes, and left a beautiful flowing yellow river. Kim and Heather went ahead of the boys thinking they would hide on them. Robbie and Marcelo knew better than that and ran into the woods to hide from them. Wondering where the boys were Kim and Heather came back. Robbie and Marcelo ran out from the dark moist woods and ran across the street in nothing but their skivvies. Across the street were continuing woods in which they ran into. Little did the boys know that the new land they had run into was nothing but pricker bushes. Sitting in the bushes in pain, Robbie and Marcelo looked over to see that the Bitches girls had run over and taken their clothes.
i would tell the rest of the story but i swore on a pinky promise i wouldn't ;-) haha j/k
Ta Ta for now!!!
Batman...I mean Robbie