"We named the dog Indiana!"
Man oh man, what would I do if I had all this raw power in my brain and hands at it's full potential? It's a shame that humans are only able to work their brains at 10% capacity. Fuck that, I can do whatever I want. Watching Scarface playing Vice City for extremely long periods of time have taught me that this world belongs to me and I can make it to whatever I want to suit my needs. What a realization I had when I found out that this was already the case and happened without me knowing it. =)
Holy shit, my cold is making me delirious and I'm just rambling right now. God bless the inner workings of my mind. I should put it to work harder than usual, like a bunch of Asian kids in a Martha Stewart clothing factory.
I went to my first strip club on Saturday with Julio. The Centro Espanol, as it was called. I heard so many wonderful things about it from Dennis, Albert, and Yandrey. $10 and you can actually touch the strippers wherever you want! Let me just say this, I could stick my hand in a giant tub of cottage cheese and it would have felt exactly the same as touching one of those nasty ho's ass cheeks. I didn't know the circus was in town for that night. But hey, it was only $10. =)
One of Yuli's (aka Alex's gf) friends is really interested in me. Go me! I don't want to divulge her name, as I would embarrass the poor girl for thinking that a ghoul such as myself is hot. Just to set some minds straight though, she is HOT and she is REAL!
I'm sick (physically and mentally) and I'm pathetic, and I can sum that up in one word...
BERT!
But what can I say? I am the shit...
Holy shit, my cold is making me delirious and I'm just rambling right now. God bless the inner workings of my mind. I should put it to work harder than usual, like a bunch of Asian kids in a Martha Stewart clothing factory.
I went to my first strip club on Saturday with Julio. The Centro Espanol, as it was called. I heard so many wonderful things about it from Dennis, Albert, and Yandrey. $10 and you can actually touch the strippers wherever you want! Let me just say this, I could stick my hand in a giant tub of cottage cheese and it would have felt exactly the same as touching one of those nasty ho's ass cheeks. I didn't know the circus was in town for that night. But hey, it was only $10. =)
One of Yuli's (aka Alex's gf) friends is really interested in me. Go me! I don't want to divulge her name, as I would embarrass the poor girl for thinking that a ghoul such as myself is hot. Just to set some minds straight though, she is HOT and she is REAL!
I'm sick (physically and mentally) and I'm pathetic, and I can sum that up in one word...
BERT!
But what can I say? I am the shit...