Yep, Another List
Since the last post I have 1) graduated highschool, 2) Thrown away the only awards I've ever received in my life, 3) Cursed in front of my dad for the first time, and 4) gone to Isles of Adventure. Graduating was a waste of breath; the awards were stupid, and my dad fished the plack out of the trash; I told my dad to get the hell out of my room, and Isles of Adventure was awesome. Most of the rides were eventful, but Bush Gardens in Virginia beats and kind of roller coaster Universal could throw at you. I did have fun, but over the course of the 12 hours I was in Orlando, I couldn't help but notice stupid ass lazy people. I can't blame it on Americans because there was a diverse amount of people, so fuck it, they're all stupid. On the way back I wrote a list of things people should know. These are in no particular order.
- Escalators are ment to move a large number of people quickly. They are not in place so your fat ass can stop walking and hunch over exposing your worn out strech marked gut. If you are going to be a lazy jackass, at least stay to the right so the non-morons can move by you.
- Farting is allowed in a restroom.
- If you are fat, overweight, obese, chubby, or anyother synonym for being a piece of lard, do not wear any kind of revealing clothing. I'm sure your mom or someone equally as fat made the mistake of teaching you a phrase "show the world what you got." Great, cool, no one wants to see, so hide that shit away. Try one of those 80's jumpsuits that slish-slosh as you walk. That way we can also hear you coming so we don't have to look.
- Driving is a responsibilty. If you see a sign on the side of the road, you most likely need to read it. If a sign says "No Left Turn" then you really should consider not turning left. If you do turn left and a sign says not to, please drive off a cliff.
- Cursing does not make you look cool. Cursing is ok, but if you like to use fuck, shit, damn, or anyother swear word to make whatever you're saying sound more important than it really is, shut the fuck up.
- Visiting a foreign country can typically mean people will speak a foreign laungauge. Repeating your native tounge louder and slower makes it in no way easier to understand what the fuck you're saying.
This was all I happened to write. (It was getting dark.) I have more, and I guess I'll just insert them into other posts. If you got one, let me know and I'll add it. Me and Taylor(theblackmage) are doing a collab on a series of storys on a radio station. I'll have time to write it tomorrow, so I'll add that in. His was the first and I'll be doing the second. It ought to be alot of fun. Don't turn that dial kids! We'll be RIGHT back.