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ok...this is my first entry here.im not sure if this will be as full as my Greatest Journal enrtys...i dont see why not.well.....anyways...ill start off by posting the lastes post from GJ....
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*heart is beating*
i think dominic likes me.....like yesterday was like.....yeah
but today was like...0.0.....*heart beats faster*
what am i going to do?
im not ready
but then again....i only think.i wouldnt really know...
anyways..read this VERY random convo with some gurl who imed me...
Gurl: o_0
Gurl: Who are you?
Gurl: LIKE OMG. Conspiracy.
Spaz Ze Rellah: o.0?
Gurl: *nods*
Gurl: I see.
Spaz Ze Rellah: im none_of_yours from GJ
Gurl: How long have these symptoms been with you?
Gurl: Is it painful when you urinate?
Spaz Ze Rellah: what the hell...lmao
Gurl: Oh, it hurts like hell? I see..
Gurl: Hmm... Are you sexually active?
Spaz Ze Rellah: with myself if that counts
Gurl: Is it possible that you've given yourself an STD?
Gurl: You never know where you've been, afterall....
Spaz Ze Rellah: OMG....like...i havnt thought of that...OMFG...i didnt protect myself....
Gurl: YES! That is why trojan now makes masturbation gloves. It's been a HUGE epidemic of self-infectors around the country.
Spaz Ze Rellah: oh man......this is screwed.....i wish i would have known...is there a cure for me?
Gurl: It depends on which nasty icky virus you've shoved into your cunt.
Gurl: Hmm.
Spaz Ze Rellah: how many are there?
Gurl: A MILLIONZ!
Spaz Ze Rellah: *gulps*
Gurl: Yes. So make sure to use a condom when touching yourself. And here - eat these shrooms and everything'll be alright. They've got medicinal qualities!
Gurl: *hands over prescription*
Spaz Ze Rellah: what are the side effects of the shrooms?
Gurl: Severe attacks of happiness and general displacement of depression and/or sadness!
Gurl: Until the comedown! Then you puke up your intestines.
Gurl: <3.
Spaz Ze Rellah: hmm.....not bad
Gurl: It's a fair trade, I reckon.
Spaz Ze Rellah: i agree
Spaz Ze Rellah: thanks who ever the hell you are!
Gurl: You're totally welcome!
Spaz Ze Rellah: ^_^*
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*heart is beating*
i think dominic likes me.....like yesterday was like.....yeah
but today was like...0.0.....*heart beats faster*
what am i going to do?
im not ready
but then again....i only think.i wouldnt really know...
anyways..read this VERY random convo with some gurl who imed me...
Gurl: o_0
Gurl: Who are you?
Gurl: LIKE OMG. Conspiracy.
Spaz Ze Rellah: o.0?
Gurl: *nods*
Gurl: I see.
Spaz Ze Rellah: im none_of_yours from GJ
Gurl: How long have these symptoms been with you?
Gurl: Is it painful when you urinate?
Spaz Ze Rellah: what the hell...lmao
Gurl: Oh, it hurts like hell? I see..
Gurl: Hmm... Are you sexually active?
Spaz Ze Rellah: with myself if that counts
Gurl: Is it possible that you've given yourself an STD?
Gurl: You never know where you've been, afterall....
Spaz Ze Rellah: OMG....like...i havnt thought of that...OMFG...i didnt protect myself....
Gurl: YES! That is why trojan now makes masturbation gloves. It's been a HUGE epidemic of self-infectors around the country.
Spaz Ze Rellah: oh man......this is screwed.....i wish i would have known...is there a cure for me?
Gurl: It depends on which nasty icky virus you've shoved into your cunt.
Gurl: Hmm.
Spaz Ze Rellah: how many are there?
Gurl: A MILLIONZ!
Spaz Ze Rellah: *gulps*
Gurl: Yes. So make sure to use a condom when touching yourself. And here - eat these shrooms and everything'll be alright. They've got medicinal qualities!
Gurl: *hands over prescription*
Spaz Ze Rellah: what are the side effects of the shrooms?
Gurl: Severe attacks of happiness and general displacement of depression and/or sadness!
Gurl: Until the comedown! Then you puke up your intestines.
Gurl: <3.
Spaz Ze Rellah: hmm.....not bad
Gurl: It's a fair trade, I reckon.
Spaz Ze Rellah: i agree
Spaz Ze Rellah: thanks who ever the hell you are!
Gurl: You're totally welcome!
Spaz Ze Rellah: ^_^*