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[bert_the_turt]

i need......1. some entertainment
......2. some smokes
......3. a lock for my bedroom door (inside and outside)
......4. money
......5. a beer/bacardi and coke
......6. a heater/central heating system which works
......7. a tan
......8. a less squigy tummy
......9. sleep
......10. a bigger tank for bert

any resoloutions to these...?

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