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Ahoy, i feel much better, argh! Me feel like lootin' all again, argh! Well, Me do miss bein' on sea with the captain and my crewmates, but Me can't verily do much. My little sister Rebecca has been actin' a little strange. Me don't know, it must be my imagination. Anyways, I guess I should stay and make myself more useful. It's time t' put my muscles int' action. Me suppose Me could help Rebecca with some o' her chores. And whate'er happened t' that party? Did that brat cancel it? Me am verily disappointed. I was lookin' forward t' crashin' it.