caution - wet floor
i went to wal*mart today to buy some dog shampoo and a flea collar. yeah, i was in walmart, gross enough, right?
so, knowing i would be disappointed if my shopping experience didn't get any sicker or more annoying, there was a little yellow sign by the pet section that says "caution - wet floor". you know the type. when people mop, or something spills etc.
well, in this case, the sign was posted to alert people that the floor was indeed wet, and something did indeed get spilled.
it spilled right out of someone's bladder, right down there leg, right down onto the floor and trickled and splashed a good five or six feet in a zig-zag motion across the floor.
to make matters even more disgusting, the sign and the piss explosion stayed on the floor for at least thirty minutes (my entire time in the store). i got bodi's stuff, went to get some holiday candles, then headed to the registers (taking a detour by the pet section to see if the mess was still there....oh, was it ever!)
i mean, fucking honestly...like you wouldn't clean it up pronto!
people have problems.
especially people who piss their pants at wal*mart.
and even moreso, the people who neglect to clean such things up a.s.a.fucking.p.
so, knowing i would be disappointed if my shopping experience didn't get any sicker or more annoying, there was a little yellow sign by the pet section that says "caution - wet floor". you know the type. when people mop, or something spills etc.
well, in this case, the sign was posted to alert people that the floor was indeed wet, and something did indeed get spilled.
it spilled right out of someone's bladder, right down there leg, right down onto the floor and trickled and splashed a good five or six feet in a zig-zag motion across the floor.
to make matters even more disgusting, the sign and the piss explosion stayed on the floor for at least thirty minutes (my entire time in the store). i got bodi's stuff, went to get some holiday candles, then headed to the registers (taking a detour by the pet section to see if the mess was still there....oh, was it ever!)
i mean, fucking honestly...like you wouldn't clean it up pronto!
people have problems.
especially people who piss their pants at wal*mart.
and even moreso, the people who neglect to clean such things up a.s.a.fucking.p.