Pokédex Entry [001]

[berserk_gene]

[On the front lawn of 5718 Cunningham Lane is a strange sight: what appears to be a 6'7" tall feline-like alien creature is sprawled on the ground. It is battered and bruised, as though it had been beaten severely in some sort of fight. Its breathing is slow. It is covered with dirt.]

How could I lose? I was meant to be all-powerful--the strongest

Comments

[iamtheforest]

What's this? I cannot hear you speak, but it's quite clear that you are no dumb animal!

[berserk_gene]

I am no animal! How can you not hear me?

[iamtheforest]

Your wounds appear grave indeed... I wonder what happened to you before you came here? A mighty battle, perhaps! Ahahahaha, I wonder if you'll survive!

[berserk_gene]

Why is my telepathy not working?

[Much to his chagrin, he decides to try speaking in the Pokemon dialect, which consists of very, very deep 'myu, mew, and muu'.]

Can you understand this?

[iamtheforest]

So the beast can talk, as well! I do not know the language, but the voice is that of a strong spirit!

[berserk_gene]

Forced to resort to this...so frustrating.

What is this place?