Feb 14, 2010 02:54
[Mewtwo had grown particularly tired of Sideswipe and Nena's antics today (whatever those antics were doesn't matter--Mewtwo's just being grumpy) and had decided to take its rare stroll through Mayfield. Learning about humans was a disgusting but necessary thing, it told itself, and if there was a holiday occurring, then today would be a good day to observe.
...Mewtwo did, however, immediately regret eating one of the candies as a test; perhaps they was something different about its sense of taste, but it could not understand why the humans would want to eat chalk.]
What is this? Shoo.
[Soon after having eaten the candy, Mewtwo was swarmed with drones cooing over him and talking about how much of an adowable witty kitty cat it was.]
Bah, I preferred it when they ignored me or tried to scare me away. What's going on?
[Mewtwo had eaten the 2 Cute candy. As a result, the 6'7" laboratory monstrosity will suddenly appear incredibly, unbearably, and excruciatingly adorable, despite all behavior to the contrary.]