Gateway Foods, or Why I Must Be Kept Away From the Starburst
As anyone who has dieted knows, there are certain foods you just can't eat because once you get the taste, you won't be able to stop. Chips are one of those for me. Sure, the ladies in my meeting are like oh you can have 10 chips for like 3 points. That does me no good because I don't want 10 chips. I want like 50 chips. The moral of the story? I don't eat chips. No chips and salsa for me.
I just discovered another food I must stay far, far away from. Starburst. I hardly ever eat them anyway, so I didn't think there was going to be a problem with popping that red square in my mouth. I was SO wrong. It was a delicious taste explosion! Cherry wasn't enough. I needed the strawberry. This is horrible! HORRIBLE!!! I want the whole bag. They need to be hidden. Locked away even. In a safe with a retinal scan. This is so bad.
I just discovered another food I must stay far, far away from. Starburst. I hardly ever eat them anyway, so I didn't think there was going to be a problem with popping that red square in my mouth. I was SO wrong. It was a delicious taste explosion! Cherry wasn't enough. I needed the strawberry. This is horrible! HORRIBLE!!! I want the whole bag. They need to be hidden. Locked away even. In a safe with a retinal scan. This is so bad.