warning: sarcasm might induce seizure
Dear boy,
OH EM GEE, I LIKE... LOVE YOU SO MUCH. God I'll just kill myself with my trendy iPod here cuz you don't love me no more. You like... made me feel like Marissa from the OC without the lesbianism, but the death will come, AND YOU WON'T BE THERE TO CARRY ME OUT. OH NO, MY LIFE SUCKS CUZ IT REVOLVES AROUND ONE MAN. I have no purpose in life but to please some dude in a wife-beater. Don't even try to stop me, I'm just gonna smash out the screen of my mp3 player and cut myself with the broken glass. Oh no, you can't stop me, unless you come back and beat me again so i don't have to beat myself. AHH i'm gonna crawl back to bed and like... listen to some emo music. OH WAIT I BROKE MY IPOD. God now i'm really gonna kill myself.
FUCKING CHACHY BITCHES GET A LIFE AND MOVE ON!
OH EM GEE, I LIKE... LOVE YOU SO MUCH. God I'll just kill myself with my trendy iPod here cuz you don't love me no more. You like... made me feel like Marissa from the OC without the lesbianism, but the death will come, AND YOU WON'T BE THERE TO CARRY ME OUT. OH NO, MY LIFE SUCKS CUZ IT REVOLVES AROUND ONE MAN. I have no purpose in life but to please some dude in a wife-beater. Don't even try to stop me, I'm just gonna smash out the screen of my mp3 player and cut myself with the broken glass. Oh no, you can't stop me, unless you come back and beat me again so i don't have to beat myself. AHH i'm gonna crawl back to bed and like... listen to some emo music. OH WAIT I BROKE MY IPOD. God now i'm really gonna kill myself.
FUCKING CHACHY BITCHES GET A LIFE AND MOVE ON!