A weird little poem my friend Shalane wrote...
Reach out and touch someone
Touching is good.
Aren't you glad you use Dial soap? Don't you wish everybody did?
A totally organic experience
Double your pleasure. Double your fun.
Betcha can't eat just one.
Once you pop, you can't stop!
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Good to the last drop.
Finger-lickin' good.
It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
melts in your mouth-not in your hand
Nothin' says lovin' like somethin' from the oven.
Taste Me! Taste Me! Come on and Taste Me!
The best a man can get
If I've only one life, let me live it as a blonde!
Want him to be more of a man? Try being more of a woman!
Can you hear me now?
Have it your way.
So powerful, it's kind of ridiculous
iThink, Therefore iMac
Neighbour's envy, owners pride
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