Only You
I really think that if I could be in charge of my sister's life for only a few crucial, well chosen hours, that her life would not be fucked up and she would be much happier. But then somebody would have to be in charge of my life for those hours, and it would probably have to be Candy, and then how fucked up would my life get? I might find myself with pierced ears, or have sex with a guy, or something equally disastrous.
There is a boy that I like really a lot and when I see him in two months I am going to kiss him. I wrote him a letter and in it I told him I am thinking about him a lot.
I have a farmer's tan. I think I may be the most stylishly unique farmer out there: paisley pleated skirt, bright green soccer socks, navy blue wellies and t-shirt, bright blue quilted plaid jacket. Not having showered for 5 days. SEXY, in other words.
So, these two students from St. John's were here and now one is gone, but they have made my life happier. Girls! There is a new apprentice here today. I found out that she was coming yesterday. Yeah, I am an informed participant of this Farm and my Life. Sarcasm. Cuts to the bone.
Luna is still here with me in my mind. She is my siamese twin that you just can't see. I kissed her like every half hour I was with her. Oh, yeah, so I was really really nice to my hands cause I knew she was gonna look, and that's pretty much the first thing she noticed, right after all of the remnants of farm sticking to my jacket, was how CRUSTY my fingers still were, and she gave me all of this burts bees stuff. I felt really really crusty and dirty and I smelled like farm.
I am crusty and dirty and smell like farm and I just took a shower an hour ago.
On the plus side I have Muscle Woman arms.
Peace!
There is a boy that I like really a lot and when I see him in two months I am going to kiss him. I wrote him a letter and in it I told him I am thinking about him a lot.
I have a farmer's tan. I think I may be the most stylishly unique farmer out there: paisley pleated skirt, bright green soccer socks, navy blue wellies and t-shirt, bright blue quilted plaid jacket. Not having showered for 5 days. SEXY, in other words.
So, these two students from St. John's were here and now one is gone, but they have made my life happier. Girls! There is a new apprentice here today. I found out that she was coming yesterday. Yeah, I am an informed participant of this Farm and my Life. Sarcasm. Cuts to the bone.
Luna is still here with me in my mind. She is my siamese twin that you just can't see. I kissed her like every half hour I was with her. Oh, yeah, so I was really really nice to my hands cause I knew she was gonna look, and that's pretty much the first thing she noticed, right after all of the remnants of farm sticking to my jacket, was how CRUSTY my fingers still were, and she gave me all of this burts bees stuff. I felt really really crusty and dirty and I smelled like farm.
I am crusty and dirty and smell like farm and I just took a shower an hour ago.
On the plus side I have Muscle Woman arms.
Peace!