I have no clue what to say...so I'll let this just say it all...

[bernietheaggie]

My brother is a highly entertaining dude, and as he and I discussed today, he is number 2 on my cool list after Mr. J to the C. Randomness ensues:

MattBQ08: I love my dad unlike yopu.
bernie the aggie: whatever
bernie the aggie: i'm a daddy's girl
bernie the aggie: i love him more than you :-P
MattBQ08: nope. we have penises, so we have more in common.
bernie the aggie: eeewwwwww
MattBQ08: haha
bernie the aggie: that was something i did not need to know
MattBQ08: indeed, it is true, men have penises.
bernie the aggie: well hmm...let me think...
bernie the aggie: nope...i don't have one
bernie the aggie: dude..this convo is going in livejournal
bernie the aggie: its just too amusing to me
MattBQ08: haha interesting.
bernie the aggie: yeah, also, it gives me soemthing to update with
bernie the aggie: b/c i haven't done that in awhile
MattBQ08: you must be sniffing glue or locked in a closet with an open bottle of bleach, because this is one gay convo.
bernie the aggie: lol
bernie the aggie: hmm...
bernie the aggie: possibly...
bernie the aggie: or i've had three midterms last week, two this week, and i am currently studying for a quiz i have tomorrow that i have no clue what the fuck is on it...
MattBQ08: my roomate did the camo thing too today...
bernie the aggie: ?
bernie the aggie: like he went commando?
MattBQ08: he tried to clean it off, and it looked like he had green eyeshadow.
MattBQ08: you know, the facepaint thing.
bernie the aggie: LOL
bernie the aggie: your old lady sounds a little bizarre...
MattBQ08: haha it wouldn't come off.