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Whoa that was really fun for me .. I'd like to thank Melky's tooth for the opportunity in left field yesterday = ]. Bernie's alive and well bitches. So here's a bit of an Us Weekly scoop on my life .. because I know you're all dying to know. Les quietly moved back in .. and then she spent all my money on Fifth Ave the next day. How pleasing to me. Uh the kids are all fine. Except Bianca's boyfriend is pissing me off. He comes over almost everyday and when he's not here, she's over there. Little does he know I think about how I'd beat his ass in a millisecond over spaghetti at the dinner table ..That you know what better not you know what with my daughter. [SIGH]
A lot of the boys went out on the town last nite ..Derek was being a whiny bitch in his room over Sally even though he hit 2 homers yesterday.. whatever. By the way I'm very pleased to announce Driven will be extended to lotions and other bath products *snicker*..Just kidding, I love you D. Melky was resting because of his tooth..i.e. freaking about his root canal.. I told him to just take Motrin even though its going to hurt like a little bitch anyway .. Uhh so him and I just sat in my room and watched the Emmys.. I'm very pleased that Jeremy Piven and Kiefer Sutherland both won.. I'm obsessed with those amazing shows.. Ryan Seacrest is a little floozy boy who needs to come out of the closet and fast.. Conan had a great monologue, very amusing..but God it was boring. A little controversy, puh lease?
I wish we could play today.. now I'm gonna have to find something to do because I am not going to play male nurse to Melky.. Robby can put up with that biz. Soo if anybody wants to go out tonight with da Bern, tell me because there's no way I'm coming home to my wife yet.