Report 45: [Voice]

[bernardelli]

Oh, that was really subtle. Does everyone here have to make a flashy show of their evil exploits?

Nope, we have to throw the forest at the village.

Oh, but not JUST throwing it. That wouldn't be noticeable enough. We have to set them on fireFirst it was running an entire train off a cliff. And THEN the disappearing people. And NOW I come here,

Comments

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

I dunno, those people that tried to rob that bank in Warrens seemed pretty simple.

[Voice]

[bernardelli]

Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I forgot in the confusion of fiery death raining down upon me this afternoon.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

How could you have forgotten? You were so helpful to them! [There is a good reason this is a voice post. Safely out of smacking distance.]

[Voice]

[bernardelli]

You'd better hope all the trees around this building are put out by now, or I swear...

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

...what are you going to do with a flaming tree!?

[Voice]

[bernardelli]

Well, not the whole tree, but definitely part of it.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

You shouldn't play with fire, Meryl. [More so when threatening him.]

[Voice]

[bernardelli]

I'm a big girl. I can do it.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

Well, just stay out of my room with it then.

[Voice]

[bernardelli]

Anyway.

Are you and Rem okay?

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

Yeah, I checked in with Rem she seems alright and I'm fine. [With fun new toys that go boom to boot!]

[Voice]

[bernardelli]

That's a relief.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

I think we got off pretty lucky if all we lost was the couch. At least... lucky for us.

[Voice]

[bernardelli]

Yeah, that's a huge ray of sunshine for us.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

Really big if the tree took out the window too.

[Voice]

[bernardelli]

Luckily, it fixed itself.