Happy Passover, Happy Birthday to Jenny and Willie S.!
Yes, I did call the greatest writer in the English language Willie S. I feel entitled to, after all the pain and suffering he made me go through with Mr. Wilson's tests. Damn you, Shakespeare! Why couldn't you just make gloves?! Nah, just kidding. I love you Willie. Word.
It's Jenny's birthday, so in the words of Rob, "wish the midget a happy birhtday!" I'm going to continue calling Jenny a midget, just because it makes me feel better about myself. Ah, my self-confidence wanes with every inch that everyone else gains to their stature.
To my Jew Crew: Happy Pesach, bitches and pimp daddies! Yeah, this Abraham Teapot persona is really getting to me. But you should see Gustave. He has an actual gnome posse, and he's carrying a gun. Do you know what it's like to live with a gun-toting gnome?! Maybe you do; you guys know me.
Anyway, enjoy the matzoh, let me know when you get constipated. I'll be right there on the toilet with ya.
I'm at the Schwartzes right now for the first Seder. Yes, it doesn't get any more stereotypical than that. I'm bored out of my mind, and am going to go back to reading "Watership Down" as soon as I'm done whining here. Yes, I'm blabbing and wasting time. You can stop reading at this point, because it's just going to be a bunch of blah-blah and me procrastinating.
Or maybe the entry will just end.
Abraham Teapot and Gangmaster Teapot, out.
with a bang
not a whimper
Because Gustave has a gun
and good aim.
Is that a haiku?
It's Jenny's birthday, so in the words of Rob, "wish the midget a happy birhtday!" I'm going to continue calling Jenny a midget, just because it makes me feel better about myself. Ah, my self-confidence wanes with every inch that everyone else gains to their stature.
To my Jew Crew: Happy Pesach, bitches and pimp daddies! Yeah, this Abraham Teapot persona is really getting to me. But you should see Gustave. He has an actual gnome posse, and he's carrying a gun. Do you know what it's like to live with a gun-toting gnome?! Maybe you do; you guys know me.
Anyway, enjoy the matzoh, let me know when you get constipated. I'll be right there on the toilet with ya.
I'm at the Schwartzes right now for the first Seder. Yes, it doesn't get any more stereotypical than that. I'm bored out of my mind, and am going to go back to reading "Watership Down" as soon as I'm done whining here. Yes, I'm blabbing and wasting time. You can stop reading at this point, because it's just going to be a bunch of blah-blah and me procrastinating.
Or maybe the entry will just end.
Abraham Teapot and Gangmaster Teapot, out.
with a bang
not a whimper
Because Gustave has a gun
and good aim.
Is that a haiku?