hung-to-the-ovaa
wow. that was the best party EVERRRRRRRRRR
omg ok well maybe not ever but it was still
really good. hahah i made out with paula &
rebecca, typical vodka-induced styles. omg
B.C. and me had a freestyle competition it was
hilarious because hi funny story when i'm drunk
i don[t know what rhymes so i was just spittin
out cusses putting emphasis on certain syllables
like it rhymed but realkly it didn't. omg then
courtney tried to, too. yes! mwauhaha, and mike
hates courtney so he battled her back all like
bla bla bla you'r e hag i need a paper bag to fuck
you- HAHAHAHH k well i know when i'm completely
sober that won't be funny at ALL. umm what else -
mwuahaha i lost my shoes. and then i had the
trippiest dream ever just now while i was sleeping
about the party still being on, well actually just
ending type thing and they were trying to kick
everyone out, but i was so wasted it didn't matter,
and then these kids (like 9 years old i swear) came
and rushed the windows and shit, it was ROWWWdYYYYY
then i went to school, but school was huge like
the schools in the states, and btw in my dream i'm
still hammered to shit.. so i'm at school but like
celebrity style and for whatever reason, marne has
this huge paparazzi camera.. oh and i'm so fully
aware that i look like shieet, so i'm trying to run
but the crowds really full and stuff and she's like
HEY BERNY COME HERE and i'm like NO FUCK YOU BITCHHH
and that was my dream. paulas dad just picked her up
so now i can go back to bed. i plan to do that,now.
omg ok well maybe not ever but it was still
really good. hahah i made out with paula &
rebecca, typical vodka-induced styles. omg
B.C. and me had a freestyle competition it was
hilarious because hi funny story when i'm drunk
i don[t know what rhymes so i was just spittin
out cusses putting emphasis on certain syllables
like it rhymed but realkly it didn't. omg then
courtney tried to, too. yes! mwauhaha, and mike
hates courtney so he battled her back all like
bla bla bla you'r e hag i need a paper bag to fuck
you- HAHAHAHH k well i know when i'm completely
sober that won't be funny at ALL. umm what else -
mwuahaha i lost my shoes. and then i had the
trippiest dream ever just now while i was sleeping
about the party still being on, well actually just
ending type thing and they were trying to kick
everyone out, but i was so wasted it didn't matter,
and then these kids (like 9 years old i swear) came
and rushed the windows and shit, it was ROWWWdYYYYY
then i went to school, but school was huge like
the schools in the states, and btw in my dream i'm
still hammered to shit.. so i'm at school but like
celebrity style and for whatever reason, marne has
this huge paparazzi camera.. oh and i'm so fully
aware that i look like shieet, so i'm trying to run
but the crowds really full and stuff and she's like
HEY BERNY COME HERE and i'm like NO FUCK YOU BITCHHH
and that was my dream. paulas dad just picked her up
so now i can go back to bed. i plan to do that,now.