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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I pulled drelvistoad's hair (-5 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for munchkin310 (10 points). In February I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In November I committed genocide... Sorry about that, britchic13 (-5000 points). In July I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4294 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
berms