Paging doctor RZA...Doctor RZA to E.R., STAT.....

Apr 13, 2005 00:51

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millions of mollys alextexas April 13 2005, 05:51:56 UTC
speaking of gibson, i recently saw johnnie mnenmonic or however its spelled, and it really wans't so bad. i mean burning chrome wasn't really that great anyways. sure, keanu reaves is the worst actor of all time, but at least they put in the half-man-half-dolphin.

they let the goyim hang out at the JCC?!

i've had lots of dreams about Jack Osbourne. perhaps dr. RZA will have more to say in this vein?

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Re: millions of mollys berkprotocols April 14 2005, 04:16:28 UTC
Hmmm...re: Mr. Gibson--that's the only book I've read by him, and it was done more as background for reading Empire of the Senseless. But then I actually thought that it was pretty good, even if everything in it can be twisted into fat-hacker-masturbating jokes.
To whit: He writes about everyone jacking IN to cyberspace, whereas time has obviously shown that cyberspace is used primarily for jacking OFF. And so on.
Meanwhile: Can a half-man-half-dolphin possibly be better than Ice-T as a kangaroo/man in Tank Girl?
JCC: Yup. And not just goyim--eye-talians on top of it! shocking stuff. Karl thought it would be funny if I crossed myself before getting into the pool. Or, I figure, for less subtle humor, just grab a kid from swimming lessons and do a holy-roller southern pentecostal baptism in the middle of the pool....
Sowwy young ward, Dr. RZA is outta tha office due to weah and teah at the moment...

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diddling the half-dolphin-masculine other alextexas April 14 2005, 05:05:47 UTC
gibson: neuromancer is obviously his best. i read the following two books just to be a completist about it--the second, count zero, kinda sucked but the third, mona lisa overdrive, was actually pretty great, and molly was the main character.
elsewhile: i never saw tank girl so i can't pass judgment on ice-t/kangarooman. nonetheless, the half-man-half-dolphin is ridiciulous and gay, obviously, in concept. but in execution its actually sort of a horribly poignant character. that's gay too.

oy gavalt. i-talians at teh jcc pool.

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Re: diddling the half-dolphin-masculine other berkprotocols April 16 2005, 03:57:02 UTC
Hmmm. I'd not realized the characters continued. Maybe someday I'll look into it--I mean, man-dolphins can't be TOTAL tunas, can they? As for Tank Girl, I actually saw it in the theater. Sad but true. Or totally awesome, depending on how much you like the idea of Ice-T as a kangaroo. With dreadlocks.
And regarding the pool, I know--what're they thinking? All the passover matzoh (cuz obviously they stockpile it for emergencies) is going to smell like garlic now....

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