Finally, I get the credit I deserve...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I set rempel_face's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Wednesday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last week I bought porn for thoughtsonhold (-10 points). Last Saturday I gave bio_luminus a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In July I put gum in carrot_princess's hair (-12 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1110 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
bergenjo