Slambert Legacy 1.0
Welcome to the beginnings of the Slambert Legacy! Hmm, sounds like a bit of an odd name, you say? Of course it is! Basically, the idea came like this: I was bored, replaying one of my favorite games ever, The Legend of Dragoon, and a thought came to me. Wouldn't it be awesome if I started a legacy with a LOD naming theme? So I decided that indeed, it was awesome, and here we are.
So, this is Lavitz Slambert, our legacy founder. Lavitz gets to be the founder because 1) he's the only character IN THE ENTIRE GAME with a last name, and 2) because he never got to give his mom the grandbabies she wanted. *sniff* K, Lavitz, let's go get your mom some grandbabies!
...Lavitz, that's not how you make babies.
Yeah, I moved him onto a beach lot. I love beach lots. :3
This just made me lol. See, I didn't have enough money for another wall, so the paper gets delivered INSIDE the house. XD
Once Lavitz was through with his "sandcastle", I made him search for treasure on the beach, which nets more money than digging for treasure ($430 an item) and it doesn't drain your sims needs like digging does. Now we can afford a closed in house! :D
Lavitz's LTW is Captain Hero, iirc, but there were no jobs available. (Actually, there was, which you'll see later, but I'm stupid so it'll be awhile before I realize that.)
I swear, he found like 12 of these. It was getting annoying because you can't sell jewelery. ):
No real reason to this pic, except that I was laughing while he was in pain. I'm such a great person. (:
The neighborhood welcome wagon FINALLY showed up, and we get this girl, who I think's named Marie, my simself (HI ME! *waves* :D), and I think an old lady, and a guy who is a douche. You'll see in a minute. >.>
Other than that beak of a nose (which I think looks fine on her face), she's not so bad looking. LIGHT blue eyes (Lavitz's are dark), S4 skin I think, and red hair, or maybe that's brown, idk.
Lavitz shyflirts (Confession: I LOVE shy sims. :3) with Marie while Douche just STARES.
Lavitz: *autonomous backrubbing in the bg*
Me: Aww, SimMe, what's wrong? ):
SimMe: That, that DOUCHE was *sniff* BEING MEAN TO ME! *bawls*
And now you guys know why I call him Douche (that and the fact I never bothered to learn his name).
SimMe: Kill him please? ):
Aww, SimMe's sad face makes my heart melt. Which is weird, since that's pretty much MY sad face. ):
Oh, now I see exactly why she was crying. I hate it when people poke me in the boob, too. Don't worry, SimMe, I'll smite him the next time he wanders over to the Slambert lot.
SimMe: WHY IS EVERYBODY SO MEAN TO MEEEEEE!? *bawls*
Matchmaker Lady: Do you mind, you're getting tears on my crystal ball.
Sadly, this is how I'd react irl. Somebody doesn't like me? BAWBAWBAWL
Marie: Hey Sweetie, watcha doing? :D
Lavitz: Taking a shit. I'd ask you to give me some privacy, but the fumes will probably get to you in a minute.
Marie: Oh, they already are. :D
SimMe: Don't mind me, I'm just going to build a sandcastle here, since my crappy RL self stuck me on a measly 1x3 lot in the middle of the FOREST.
Hey, don't blame me. You need to live somewhere private if you're gonna create people. *shrugs*
I just took this picture because it looks like Lavitz is crushing on SimMe. Don't worry, he's not, and if anyone in the future ever develops chemestry for SimMe, I'll just friend zone them. (:
UR DOIN IT WRONG
Lavitz has no table, so these guys make their own little ~triangle~ to eat around while they desperately try to chew Lavitz's burnt mac n cheese.
DO NOT FART IN SIMME'S GENERAL DIRECTION, LAVITZ!
Lavitz has 0 neat points. He did this by himself. idk either. ._.
Then he did THIS, which restored my faith in his nastiness. btw, he has a shower. AND LOL PEPPER
SimMe: Hello, I don't understand why I can't sunbathe right now?
Me: *headdesk*
Besides, SimMe, you won't tan, you'll just burn. I know from plenty of experience.
Marie: OHMAHGAWD HE'S NAKED IN HIS OWN HOUSE WTF!?
Btw, don't you just love how the vines perfectly cover his crack? (:
I guess seeing Lavitz naked turned her on? *shrugs*
Yup, I guess it did.
Lavitz and Marie: Boo, get out of here! >:(
For a second there, I thought they were really talking to me.
Then I turn the camera around and realize they WERE talking to me! SimMe, anyway. XD
The only reason SimMe is still there AT ALL is because I like her hanging around. Who knows, maybe I'll make her friends with all the Slamberts. :D
I love how she walks out of the bathroom when they're in the middle of it though. Like "It doesn't matter, if I'm not watching, I'M WATCHING." O.o
And because I forgot to earlier, and I tend to only remember to do things while my sims are asleep, here's Lavitz's LTW, in case you didn't believe me earlier. (I also think it was around this time that I realized that there WAS a law enforcement job in the newspaper and I'd overlooked it. XD)
His stats. No real rhyme or reason to them. I can't wait to see what his children inherit out of this. :3
Then he woke up and I got him his job and blahblahblah. WE'LL BE GETTIN MONIES NOW
I don't know why I took this pic, except I guess to tell you guys that Lavitz found the shower? (Also when I got to this part I realized I had forgotten to censor the pic. I guess I just wanted to show everyone Lavitz's white ass or something. :D)
Since because I desperately want a house with actual FLOORS, I make Lavitz search for treasure in the sand. But I KEEP FUCKING GETTING FUCKING SEA GLASS NECKLACES AAAAAAAAHHHHH.
So out of a queue full of searching, I get a starfish and two clams. And Lavitz can now go hiking! *PLUSPLUSNATURE* :D
Lavitz: Marie! :D
Marie: Hi Lav-omph!
He was happy to see her again. (:
I swear he did this about 12 times in a row. I just didn't cap them because ya'll probably would've thought I was just showing you the same picture 12 times.
So I thought that Lavitz was destined to be with Marie ~forever~, and then SUNNY FUCKING BEAR WALKED BY. She is one of the townies SimMe and myself generated in the ~forest~, and she's using a new face template I downloaded, and it was the first time I'd ever done that, so I was excited when she showed up, and she's SO FUCKING CUTE. So, I told Lavitz that he had to pick between Marie and Sunny.
Lavitz: I pick sandcastles! :D
NO LAVITZ SANDCASTLES CANNOT GIVE YOU BABIES. *facepalm*
AND HERE IS WHERE I GOT LOST.
No kidding. I was going to zoom back over to the house to see how Sunny was doing, since she wasn't on the beach, and I got lost in a sea of grass. I couldn't find the house, I couldn't find the road, and I couldn't find my way back to the beach. However, it only took me 10 seconds of freaking out before I realized I could zoom out and find things easier. *headdesk*
So I wanted to see what Sunny was doing while Lavitz was occupied, and I see that she is entertaining herself by browsing the web for music and dance, which is better that what Marie does in her spare time (see earlier in update).
At first I thought this was a real chance card, but after reading it I realized it was a hobby chance card. I don't really care for those, but I thought alerting the professionals was a little extreme.
Hey, at least the professionals didn't get to see Lavitz fail!
I just took this pic for those of you out there that do not have pets. Family sims LOVE pets. The food dish is a want to buy a womrat, which always die on me, since you have to watch their cage to know when they get hungry, and I usually forget about them. XD However, notice the locked want to get a kitten or puppy. That'll happen as soon as the house starts looking like a house. (:
I believe that's Lavitz and Marie, judging by the dark colored foot. I decided I was going to have Lavitz go on a dream date with each girl, and the first one he rolls a want to get engaged to will be the spouse. Good plan, right?
NVM SUNNY WINS AUTOMATICALLY (jkjk)
This is just a ~kiss kiss dahling~.
Need I say it again? UR DOIN IT WRONG
Sunny: Bye Honey, have a good night at work. I'll just tend to the little ones while you're gone.
Uh, Sunny, you don't have little ones?
This is pretty much all she did. Music and dance is probably her ~special~ hobby.
Just so show you that Sunny's cousin came through on the promotion thing. (:
Notice how Lavitz only has less than 7 hours to get a body skill point if he wants another promotion. Fun times. (:
Awh, Lavitz does not like the tattoo box.
Lavitz: I DUN WANNA TATTOO THEY HURT ):
(Also, notice how I used Lavitz's promotion money to give the place CHEAP flooring and wallpaper. :D)
Lavitz: OMYGOD HOW'D I GET NAKED? ):
I have to be able to see where to put the tattoo.
Lavitz: I DON'T LIKE BEING NAKED! ):
GROW A PAIR AND STFU, LAVITZ. THE HEAD OF THE FIRST KNIGHTHOOD OF BASIL IS NOT A WIMP.
I saw this dog and I was like "CUTEST. DOG. EVER!!! It's all :3!" Unfortunately, we're here to get a kitten, because I eventually plan for the house to be on foundation, and since kittens don't have to go outside to pee, they don't need to be carried in and out of the house like puppies do.
The kitten is named Seles, after the very first place you see at the start of the game. My naming theme for the pets is going to be places and dragons in the game. :3
D'AAAAWWWWWW :3
Now Lavitz is going on his date with Sunny. I forgot to show this earlier, but Marie is also a fortune sim, which makes it even harder to pick. ):
Sunny: OMG DOUCHE IS A DOUCHE!?! :O
And then I was like "wait, wtf?" then I realized that I had accidently clicked "end date" in the pie menu. *headdeskdeskdesk*
Lavitz wants to play with Seles every morning when he wakes up. :3
Don't worry Lavitz, I still think you're manly. Maybe.
Just to show that he thinks about Sunny a lot, and he never thinks about Marie. I think he might be closer to picking a wife.
Again, I was all "wait, wtf? I THOUGHT I HAD LIKE 4 DAYS!?" Apparently Seles was one day till growing up when I got her. Also, I CAN'T HELP IT IF THE CAT IS STARVING, GAME. SELES HAS A FULL FOOD BOWL AND PETS ARE UNCONTROLLABLE. IF SHE CAN'T FIND IT THAT'S HER PROBLEM. (She found it, but Seles always waits until that pop up comes up before she goes to eat for some reason. *facepalm*)
More money! :D
Lavitz: You want me to what!?
Me: Grab her ass.
Lavitz: But what if she doesn't-
Me: Just do it.
Lavitz: okay ;-;
Lavitz: Hey, that was fun! >:D
Also, I guess ass grabbing = besties in sims? *shrugs*
So, they're redoing the date that I screwed up the first time. I guess it's fair, since Lavitz and Marie were crushes before he even met Sunny, so he should get a little more than one dream date with her now, right?
Also, Lavitz got the backrub thing right, yay! :D
Hmm, I don't know about you, but I think she wants to woohoo with Lavitz.
Just to show that Lavitz is just as attracted to Marie (I almost wrote Douche for some odd reason. Probably because I was looking at his picture and fuming XD) as he is to Sunny. He and Sunny are now ~in love~, but Marie's his BFF4LYFE, so I guess we'll see how this'll work out.
Hmm, so I guess since they both wanna marry each other, Sunny wins! :D
Now that I think about it, Sunny does look like she'd be a ballet dancer. Or a princess, but royalty is not a career.
Wow, her personality is almost the complete opposite of Lavitz. So I guess in this case, opposites really do attract?
She thought the date was great because Lavitz gave her a shiny. :3
And with the engagement still fresh on their minds, they get married! :D
idk, this just made me giggle. :3
Sunny: brb, gotta deliver those flowers for our dream date.
Uh, Sunny, I know from personal experience that CATS DO NOT LIKE TO BE THROWN INTO THE AIR.
Seles: PUT ME DOWN BITCH IMMA CUT YOUUUUU
Sunny: Kitty! :D
I forgot to show you guys this until now. So basically, when I first moved Lavitz in, I gave him the secondary aspiration of romance, because I wanted finding a mate to be as quick and painless as possible. Then after getting engaged then married, he got 2 more points. That's probably as far as I'll go in the work category. I like the second one because it gives you an 80% chance that the chance card choice you pick will be right, and the 3rd one is for making friends more easily, cuz I suck at making friends. In sims and irl. ):
Sunny's benefits. I rolled for her secondary aspiration, which gave me popularity. I then decided on the 1st one in her fortune category, since it's a boost on any job money she'll make, and the chance card thing again, and now I'm working on her needs, which will hopefully make her pregnancies a little easier. Unless she has like, triplets or quads, which then she'll only have one pregnancy to go through, if I don't kill myself first. (:
Seles: No, don't use this counter, it's dirty. Use that one over there.
Sunny: Okay, talking cat! :D
Seles: OM NOM NOM SPAGETTIIII~
Wanted to show off the tattoo that Sunny got. Okay, yeah, and the new panties. :3
SimMe: OKAY WHO WAS SPYING ON ME!?
I really don't see how. You can't see her house from Lavitz's, because of a mountain and a forest, and the telescope's facing toward the ocean anyway.
Sunny also autonomiously cleans! Huzzah! :D Now, just go and clean the mass of puddles in the bathroom, sweetie.
Lavitz: SARAH (SimMe) CAME OVER AND YELLED AT ME FOR SPYING ON HER BAWWWWW!!!
Note: Sunny isn't playing chess, she's just sitting there WATCHING Lavitz play chess. And I thought she wasn't a stalker. D:
Oh, and I decided to give her some make up. You can't really see her eyeshadow though, because of her bangs. XD And She kept her hair cuz it's cute. :3
Lavitz: What'd that bitch have to come and yell at me for!?
And then he looked at me all "I KNOW SHE'S YOUR SIMSELF, BITCH, AND IMMA CUT YOU DOWN!" ...I'm scared. ;-;
Seles: Hmm, this water tastes like feet.
I like how you can just barely see her tattoo from under her dress. :3
I resorted to drugging the kitty because I was bored. Sue me.
Seles: OMG A MOUSE! *pounces*
Seles: OMG A TAIL! *chases*
Nvm, Sunny's ~destined~ hobby is SPORTS. Also, bet you didn't know sims could gain hobby points in their sleep. (:
Another promotion, and more monies! :D
So here I finally got enough money to build separate rooms to my house. However, I didn't have enough money to put flooring in the kitchen, and I couldn't put the sprinkler in there because "it has to be over tile". Yeah, idk either.
So I sold that bitch and had enough money to buy walls and flooring for the kitchen! :D I just pray that nobody burns the house down before I remember to buy another one. (idk why I sized this picture so weirdly though. XD)
OH SNAP A REAL CHANCE CARD THIS TIME
I didn't think that either answer was good, but my grandmother always yells at me whenever I say I dunno so I picked whatever. :3
OH MY GOODNESS YOU'RE RICH NOW SUNNY
Seles: Don't mind me, just eating hairballs out of the drain.
Um, YOU HAVE A FULL FOOD BOWL?
WATCH OUT LAVITZ, YOU'RE GOING TOO FAR OUT
Also, this pic reminded me that when trying on tattoos for Lavitz, I forgot to take off the tattoos after swiching. Oops. Don't worry, this is fixed now (I doubt you were worrying). He's using the angel wings tat, iirc. I also forgot to explain that for every person that's named after a dragoon (or winglie, probably), they'll get a wing tattoo on their back. Lavitz had the dragoon spirit of the jade dragon, and his element was wind. He also wore green to reflect this, and if you'll notice, most of the clothes I put him in have green in them to reflect this. (:
Well this looks nice. What's wrong with this picture? Well, if we zoom out a bit...
We see that Lavitz is tanning in a hailstorm. I don't know if he's an idiot or just that hardcore. I'll leave that for you to decide.
So I let Sunny keep the job she had until a ~ballerina~ job appears. She even got a promotion, good for you, Sunny!
*POP*
So now that Sunny's pregnant, she won't be going to work, since the gas fumes probably won't be good for the baby. (:
Next time, we'll see Sunny in clothes with a preg morph, and BABIES. LOTS AND LOTS OF BABIES oknotthatmany! :D