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why is my life such a shit show?
i visited IWU last night cuz theres pretty much no one left in the burbs before i head to aussie in 4 days.
andddddd i got a drinking ticket. i was on the verge of being arrested and having 4 tickets with fines totaling 1200 bucks...but im so clever when im entirely too intoxicated.
so the officers confiscated my 4 beers i had left in my purse and wanted me to pour it out..but i cant undo the tops so i ask the officers. the officers then claim they dont want to make a "mess" in the parking lot and put my beer in their trunk. my response? well then why dont we just shotgun these beers together and prevent the mess?
yes. my life is in shambles. but the officers got a kick out of my shitshow-ness and decided to only give me one violation totaling $250. ohhhh life.
i am super duper excited for monday night. im so glad i get to see my favorite person before i leave.
and then on wednesday its peace out USA hellooooo down under :)
i visited IWU last night cuz theres pretty much no one left in the burbs before i head to aussie in 4 days.
andddddd i got a drinking ticket. i was on the verge of being arrested and having 4 tickets with fines totaling 1200 bucks...but im so clever when im entirely too intoxicated.
so the officers confiscated my 4 beers i had left in my purse and wanted me to pour it out..but i cant undo the tops so i ask the officers. the officers then claim they dont want to make a "mess" in the parking lot and put my beer in their trunk. my response? well then why dont we just shotgun these beers together and prevent the mess?
yes. my life is in shambles. but the officers got a kick out of my shitshow-ness and decided to only give me one violation totaling $250. ohhhh life.
i am super duper excited for monday night. im so glad i get to see my favorite person before i leave.
and then on wednesday its peace out USA hellooooo down under :)