Apr 01, 2009 16:12
[Alfred look content with himself as he stalks away from the communicator and sits on his bed. In his hands are two brightly coloured plastic eggs. "I was never big on holidays, but I am fairly certain that there's some confusion here." He grins and places one egg to the side and examines the other more closely, turning it in his hands. He even holds it up against what little light is filtering from the windows and shakes it to try and guess what's inside, to no obvious avail.
Finally he gives up and slowly, like a child, opens it, holding his breath. His eyes widen and he shrieks and jolts, tossing the egg and it's contents to the ground.
Satisfied that whatever was in the egg won't jump out and maul him, he leans forward and grabs it from the floor. The disappointment on his face is unmistakable as he holds the white plastic rat up by the tail.
"Disgusting."
He places it and the empty egg onto a nearby table and grabs the other egg. "If this one has one of those stupid snake things in it, I swear-" His grumbling stops when he pops it open and sees what's inside. His eyes widen, his face grows pale, and he nearly drops whatever it is that has him so upset.
"No... No."
Shakily, he stands and struts to the communicator with the item in-hand, turning it off. Just before the feed cuts out, there's a glimmer of light green and silver flashing in his hand.]
!video,
event: april easter fool's?,
dij you came back,
alexia my dearest,
rats rats everywhere,
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