031 - [Voice]

[berceusedefeu]

[While it is possible to confuse this voice with that of Chris Redfield's, it would have to be a Chris Redfield who is very, very angry on a very, very regular basis. And also very smug. Why yes, Alexia thinks Chris has no personality outside of hair gel and steroids.]

Hey.

[A pause.]

HEY!I'm looking for my sister. She's fucking your shit up, or

Comments

[iamwesker]

There are some days when it pays to wake up. This is one of them.

[berceusedefou]

Uh who asked you?

...
Hey Wesker wanna hear a joke?

[iamwesker]

I'll save you attempting to use what bit of a brain it seems you have and not answer that question.

Redfields cannot tell jokes. In the interest of science, I will let you attempt to do so and prove my theory correct.

[berceusedefou]

Whatever.

OK so two bears walk into a bar.

See, it's funny because bears don't drink!

[iamwesker]

Outstanding effort, Claire. I do see why you're the smart one.

[berceusedefou]

I know, seriously. It's just soooo obvious.

[berceusedefeu]

HEY!

[berceusedefou]

Hey, he said it, not me.

[iamwesker]

You did agree, Claire.

[iamwesker]

If it had been you at the Mansion that night, you would have figured out it was me faster, wouldn't you?

[berceusedefou]

Pff you know it.

[iamwesker]

So why is it that he's always leading then?

[berceusedefeu]

Hey. You. Stop talking to my sister.

[iamwesker]

Your sister talks to me quite a bit, Christopher. You didn't know that?

[berceusedefeu]

What? No, she doesn't.

[iamwesker]

Are you sure about that?