So, recently, the hot color for spring seems to be...grey. I know, right? And not just any grey, but that certain Crayola Soviet Grey shade. Seriously, it's everywhere, often on very severely-tailored pieces. This spring, fashion Does Not Want Fun.
And we've got this rather stunningly bland outfit in at work, which I found to be so offensively nondescript that I took a picture of it to share with everybody.
Now Presenting:
The People's United Socialist Republic Fairly-Priced Grey Linen Outfit of Oppression Freedom from the Forces of Capitalism.
I ask you. Doesn't that outfit just make you want to ban free trade, invent a moderately-goofy car, and throw up a wall, like, now ?