Consumption
If you have the chance, go out to your local CVSEckerdxMichaelsDealer and pick up some candy spray. There are a few different brands -- none of which I can remember now because the bottles are still somewhere in the back of Joe's Shaggin' Celebrity -- but, essentially, they're all the same. Self-explanatory, too: candy, but in spray form. And not an aerosol, although that'd be... actually, I don't know if that'd be nifty. Probably just unsettling.
But at ANY rate, candy spray. POWERFUL little suckers! Like, the strength that Warheads had heat-wise (why are they only sour, now? what gives?!), except transferred into flavor. Goes very fast, gives an incredible sugar rush and allows a person to bring Joe to believe the... sugar rusher?... is seriously a vampire who will eat his upholstery.
I also ate a hot dog in a bun last night.
But at ANY rate, candy spray. POWERFUL little suckers! Like, the strength that Warheads had heat-wise (why are they only sour, now? what gives?!), except transferred into flavor. Goes very fast, gives an incredible sugar rush and allows a person to bring Joe to believe the... sugar rusher?... is seriously a vampire who will eat his upholstery.
I also ate a hot dog in a bun last night.