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beo_

Another Open Letter

Jan 05, 2005 12:43

Dear Ashlee Simpson,

Please stop. I am on the floor and can't breathe.

Love,

beo_

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chocolatebark January 5 2005, 23:14:24 UTC

Uhm....I've missed something, haven't I? what was the occasion?

beo_ January 6 2005, 00:43:49 UTC

Ashlee Simpson performed live at the half-time show of the Orange Bowl last night. Due to her SNL performance, I have no idea why anyone thought this was a good idea.

mlknchz January 6 2005, 01:16:31 UTC

BECAUSE, according to her dad, she has "DOUBLE D's BABY!"

beo_ January 6 2005, 01:23:28 UTC

What? Seriously?

(Does she really? I thought she had small boobs.)

mlknchz January 6 2005, 02:31:48 UTC

I don't know, but that IS an actual quote from her dad...who then said she had more acting range than Cameron Diaz

beo_ January 6 2005, 02:38:35 UTC

I hate everyone.

mlknchz January 6 2005, 04:50:15 UTC

that seems wise, under the circumstances

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