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benton_fraser

Further diversions.

Jun 12, 2005 23:16

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ray__k June 13 2005, 06:03:25 UTC

Peace Officer Grunt
You scored 78 physical value, 45 mental value, 43 social value, and 43 risk factor!

Fear not, for the New World Order has a use for you, my friend. You may not be smart, you may not be a wizard with words, and you may not be the most loyal of our citizens, but you're strong and durable and the Peace Officers always need Grunts. Your job will be simple; when malcontents present a danger to the society, you will go in first. It is likely that you will not live to old age, as your life will be filled with danger, but if you prove yourself to be loyal, over time, you may be allowed to retire from dangerous duty and move into a position as a Worker. Still, most likely you will be blown to shreds attempting to defuse a homemade explosive. The New World Order thanks you for your sacrifice.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on physical value

You scored higher than 0% on mental value

You scored higher than 50% on social value

You scored higher than 0% on risk factor
Link: The New World Order Placement Test written by Krinberry on Ok Cupid

I think I'm insulted.

benton_fraser June 13 2005, 06:10:20 UTC

You're more physically valuable than I.

ray__k June 13 2005, 06:30:52 UTC

That's crap. I'm half the size of you.

I'm a grunt. That sucks.

benton_fraser June 13 2005, 06:33:41 UTC

I may have the better title but I seem to be equally expendable.

ray__k June 13 2005, 06:41:38 UTC

This quiz sucks. I'm not expendable and neither are you.

benton_fraser June 13 2005, 06:54:52 UTC

Shall we revolt and take up with the malcontents, then?

ray__k June 13 2005, 07:16:24 UTC

Yeah, we can be rebel leaders or something like that. Show people just how not expendable we are.

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