I love humanity:
Some people are so smart. Like, I love the people who buy those bumper stickers that say stuff like "I'm not as think as you drunk I am" and put them, of all places, on their cars. No, I don't know anybody specifically who has done this, but tonight I was completely surrounded by drunk people but I wasn't drunk at all, so I was just thinking about stuff like how great humanity is. It's true that it's great (for a laugh.)
I still didn't make it to the beach today. This time I overslept. We're trying again for tomorrow. Lola's mad at me for not taking her to the beach. She cut completely off when I was driving down the road today. I didn't even know because of how quietly she runs, but then I realized what had happened becuase some dashboard lights started blinking. What she needs is a good, long trip to the beach. And a mechanic who'll fix the vaccuum leak. Silly Lola, always with the vaccuum leaks. Screw that. What I need is Daddy to get it fixed for me. Yeah. Highly probable.
Hooray for life, and hooray for the people who don't have anything better to do than live it habitually, every goddamn day until they die.
I still didn't make it to the beach today. This time I overslept. We're trying again for tomorrow. Lola's mad at me for not taking her to the beach. She cut completely off when I was driving down the road today. I didn't even know because of how quietly she runs, but then I realized what had happened becuase some dashboard lights started blinking. What she needs is a good, long trip to the beach. And a mechanic who'll fix the vaccuum leak. Silly Lola, always with the vaccuum leaks. Screw that. What I need is Daddy to get it fixed for me. Yeah. Highly probable.
Hooray for life, and hooray for the people who don't have anything better to do than live it habitually, every goddamn day until they die.